Vanilla guys who don’t read a Domme’s profile are SO annoying

One of the many irritations a Femdomme has to deal with is vanilla males who don’t read her profile. They simply see that you’re online and click, then get stroppy with you for not providing what they’re seeking, like nudity or a cum show. It’s annoying as hell, because the fault is theirs for not reading our carefully written profiles. I’ve dealt with it by not appearing on any site that requires you to offer free cam.

Why DO men not bother to read profiles?

Then there are the men who are seeking femdom, but demand services that you explicitly say you don’t offer. They’re equally as irritating, because they try to push boundaries. It’s disrespectful, and it sure as hell isn’t submissive behaviour. Both types of males invariably turn nasty, however politely you explain that there are plenty of lovely girls offering the services they’re looking for. It’s an utter waste of everyone’s time to ask for vanilla shows from a Domme, but still they do it. Maybe for some of them it’s their kink, but for most of them it’s the failure to spend 30 seconds scanning her profile.

No Vanillas

I’ve nothing against vanilla shows but it’s just not me, and I’ll never offer them. And it’s the fact that they turn nasty, rather than accept they made a mistake, that is truly unpleasant. So, how do you respond to people like these? Maybe the best option is to simply kick them out of your cam room if they won’t take no for an answer. You can also try to win them over to the wonderful world of kink. But I’m the snarky type, so here are some of my best responses to vanilla wankers. Feel free to adapt.

“The day I have to strip for repulsive vanilla wankers like you is the day I put my head under the wheels of a bus and beg the driver to run me over.”

“Did someone organise a coach trip from the Home for Complete and Utter Douchebags?”

“The only way my pussy would be dripping is if I’d shut her outside in the rain.”

Vanilla guy: “Any chance of seeing …?”

Me: “There’s more chance of a meteorite hitting earth.”

“Say that again, and you’ll get my size 39 so firmly up your arse that you’ll be using your teeth as marbles.”

Middle finger presented with an elegant turn of the wrist and slow uncurling of said finger.

What do you say to stray vanillas who’ve wandered into your lair?

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One response to “Vanilla guys who don’t read a Domme’s profile are SO annoying”

  1. Normally it goes something like this:
    “Clearly you have no manners, because you haven’t taken the time to read my pinned Tweet that clearly states my likes and dislikes. I don’t deal with people that don’t have basic manners.”

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