What’s on Your Shopping List? Coffee, Bread, Orange Juice and… Bondage Furniture?

In these dark days of coronavirus, we all need a good giggle. Thankfully, dominatrix Lady Vi has a whopper to share with the world.

Walmart – yes, that Walmart – is now selling a queening chair.

Let that sink in for a minute. Just when you thought 2020 couldn’t get weirder, a company known for its religious links and not being very gay-friendly is selling BDSM furniture.

Armchair or queening chair?

As if that wasn’t funny enough, the chair is categorised under ‘living room furniture’. This conjures a delicious image of hordes of bewildered vanillas stumbling across this most unexpected item while browsing for armchairs. It’s rather puzzling why such a staid company is selling an item like this. If you actually were in the market for a queening chair, I can’t imagine checking Walmart’s website would cross your mind.

I like to think this entry on their digital store is the work of a maverick employee who doesn’t give a shit if they get fired. But here’s the crazy part. It’s not. A quick search of ‘BDSM’ on Walmart’s website turns up pages of rope, bondage bars, nipple clamps and other items that are definitely NSFW. You even can order a bondage set in natty leopard print. And if your budget’s tight, Walmart sells a handy book on how to make your own toys.

WTF?

So what the hell’s going on here? Have Walmart’s owners suddenly liberal fetishists? Was the company sold to a coalition of kinky folk? Call me cynical, but it probably boils down to the mighty dollar. Anything for a buck. I notice many items are sold and shipped by third-party sellers, which probably absolves Walmart of responsibility as far as they are concerned. They can profit without sullying their stores with all this smut.

So, what else can you pick up while ordering your groceries? Sadly I couldn’t find any whipping benches or St Andrew’s crosses. There are tons of BDSM-themed books on offer though. Or what about a nice slinky catsuit? Though I’d recommend you spend your money with a company that doesn’t fund anti-gay projects. I really don’t think Walmart’s letting their freak flag fly, more’s the pity.

Would you buy your BDSM goodies from Walmart? Let us know in the comments.

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4 responses to “What’s on Your Shopping List? Coffee, Bread, Orange Juice and… Bondage Furniture?”

  1. Shame they’re such an awful company. Walmart prices for kink attire, toys and furniture would be great!

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